The Evil Cola Machine

While attempting to escape for a little while, I decided to enjoy the comforts of our new break room. We just installed the new cola machine and it's fully stocked and ready to go...or so I thought. Apparently our cola machine is possessed by some evil break spoiling demon of some kind...at least that's my prognosis! It seems to only have something against me because it works fine for EVERYONE else! There will be a battle...OoOoooh yes... mano e mano, Me vs Cola machine. Tickets will be on sale next month at all Master Ticket locations.